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What place do people frequently go to despite it charging a lot of money for gas?

Chipotle!

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1. What did Nala say to Simba in bed?

Move fasta

2. My wife got up after the doorbell rang and said, “Um, babe… that giant bowl and faucet is at the door again.”

I was like, “wow…let that sink in.”

3. Someone from work asked if I'm on the spectrum

I said, "No, I'm not on spectrum internet."

4. What's the difference between a woman in a bathtub and a nun?

The nun has hope in her soul.

5. What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?

Carlos

6. Why do elephants travel in herds?

Because their ears are so big.

7. How many turban wearing men does it take to change a light bulb?

Sikhs.

8. What kind of car does a litigation lawyer drive?

A Sue-baru!

9. What do you get when you cross a Mustang and an elephant?

A convertible with a big trunk!

10. An astronaut is making coffee onboard the ISS.

He turns to his crewmate and says: "Damn, I can't find any milk for my coffee." The crewmate grinning: "In space no one can, here use cream."

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